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[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №15031
 09.03.2009
Happy holidays, dear readers of Bashorg! Love to you, Spring in the shower and always good mood!!! =) is

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №15030
 09.03.2009
Zoe, I remember you.
So far...


[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №15029
 09.03.2009
Marooncabal: from the forum of male consultation.
Question: Please tell me how can you increase the amount of sperm released during orgasm, well, like in porn? Maybe you need to eat properly?
Answer: If you like porn, then buy kefir and paint it with a starchy clayster, up to a suitable white opalescent color. Apply it with each ejaculation from the sprayer...It will be beautiful...
With respect, Dr. Plekhanov A.Y.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №15028
 09.03.2009
XXX is
Don’t think I’m an idiot who can’t even fold 2×2.

[ + 84 - ] Comment quote №15027
 09.03.2009
3 pieces cost me a bouquet... Another cute plush toy, I walked and wandered around the coffee shops all day, half of my salary went to make it look special to my girlfriend on March 8... But it’s all shit, because I forgot to congratulate her in contact, and so I’m a goat and I don’t care about her...

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №15026
 09.03.2009
I sit at home at night and drink tea. There is a bell at the door. I open. I am a blonde with a bag of things!!! My eyes are 0. I ask what you are doing here. And she: You called me to yourself. My eyes were flying out of the orbits... She was talking to my bot, and he asked her to move to live with him... I was in shock. Not getting upset by her naive childhood dreams... sleeping in the neighboring room =(

The moral of this fairy tale is this: Destroy the bots!
and...
Guy, my girlfriend does not want to move to me, give a link to the bot, maybe he will convince her?

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №15025
 09.03.2009
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WOW :?
xxxh: I was driving at work - five stripes, sick, I eat in a thistle, the car stung, bled. Nothing to the side.
Okay, I brake, everything is as it should be, the emergency switched on, the sign was displayed...
WOW: Well what?
Five lane road, I am in the third lane! In the meantime, under the coat. A sign, what kind of people?
Tagged with: xDDDDDD

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №15024
 09.03.2009
Sometimes I open up some mens health and it immediately seems that of all the whirls of the world, only I survived.

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №15023
 09.03.2009
Knes: Serge, can you take a photo with me on my passport?
Both of us can’t...

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №15022
 09.03.2009
Unti4elovek is out! How is life? As a boy?
Remiel: Masha is sleeping - she is tired
My brain was fucking all day.
Secret only for you.
This is just an as...
The power of the astral.
All... Fuck the fuck! Writing is missing.
When the brain changes
Sitting in the sapphire.
Unti4elovek: mde... you probably got busy ))
Remiel : Yes!

[ + 38 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №15021
 09.03.2009
If you shoot yourself in the back of the head, will you be able to see the brains flying out from the front of your head?

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №15020
 09.03.2009
Romik: And I was in the cave last morning)
Dimi 3: wow!
Dimi3: Why Why
Romik: went to the pharmacy for aspirin, saw the electricity, sat down, went)
Romik: It stunned me
Dimi3: high quality aspirin

[ + 57 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №15019
 09.03.2009
Who is in favor of the introduction of the death penalty for the production, transportation, sale, storage of drugs?

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №15018
 09.03.2009
The first gift since the morning of March 8 I, as a true woman, immediately got monthly.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №15017
 09.03.2009
Reply to mail.ru

The question:
Mr. Melomane, the question of spashel fo yu, as they say!!! Read below.
Last summer there was a fashion song... I don’t remember who sings... Presumably Lil John with a girlfriend. Songs in the hip-hop genre. There the girl cries in fragments: "A-a-a-a" and then bas like this... Maybe you know? Unfortunately, I cannot give a more accurate description.

The answer:
A-a-a-a, in Africa there are rivers from such width.
A-a-a-a, in Africa the mountains from such a height...

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №15016
 09.03.2009
lizaar
She is good at all, she can open a bowl of bushes without an opening, a fire with one light bulb divides, breaks the silk in one movement into four parts so that the bones fall out and the file remains in her hands.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №15015
 09.03.2009
I think your brother Aitishnik has no time to cook especially and go to the store if he suddenly wants something delicious. Therefore, I offer a recipe for a round cake. It is prepared for 5-6 minutes. You will need a simple cup and a microwave.
What is needed:

4 tablespoons of flour
4 st. L. the sugar
2 st. L. the cacao
1 egg
Three st. L. the milk
Three st. L. vegetable oil
The Vanilla

What to do:

Add the dry ingredients to a cup, mix with a fork. Add the egg and mix again. Pour milk, butter, vanilla, make a thorough final mixture, add a chocolate crunch (if desired). Now safely put the cup in the microwave for 4 minutes, at the power - 1000 watts. Don’t worry if the cake will rise above the cup – it’s okay. Ready cake to pour crème / syrup / decorate with cherries or just eat directly from the cup.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №15014
 09.03.2009
added 2009-03-04 13:04

I don’t understand any of the quotes about Anime.
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Quotes about what?

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[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №15013
 09.03.2009
I’m a woman, not a thy-terrier – I need to fuck, not walk.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №15012
 09.03.2009
February 23 for men, March 8 for women, and April 1 for all
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