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[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №17997
 09.07.2009
Conversation in the forum, discussion of toning.

I was recently told that you can tone the front side by leaving a small triangle to be visible in the side mirrors.

UUU: Dada, and another front, but only leave 2 glasses for the eyes

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №17996
 09.07.2009
I sit behind the compilation, carefully reading new quotes. Suddenly, Mom distracts and says, "Why didn't you break the cat of the pelemeni?Their nobleness, you see, does not eat whole pelemens!

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №17995
 09.07.2009
In the winter we took a taxi. Well, and I hear other taxi drivers negotiate with the dispatcher. One, dumb, pleased: "Judging by the footprints on the snow, the passengers left"...

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №17994
 09.07.2009
I remembered the conversation with an enthusiastic friend of my girlfriend, who returned from Spain, about the following content:
she is, oh, and the boys there are all there, in the maids, pulling, pumped, burned...
I am, they are, they are, they are all in the smoke!
She – what? No, they are not smoking!

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №17993
 09.07.2009
How to sleep with grandmothers on the first date, so please, and how to put a flash on your computer, so oh... no... don’t need... suddenly contagious...

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №17992
 09.07.2009
All of you women are the same! Sometimes I think before I speak.
She: I once thought 20 years ago, neither hero helped.)))

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №17991
 09.07.2009
The younger brother asked why Master Yoda is green when iodine is actually brown.
My brother is asleep, and I can’t.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №17990
 09.07.2009
Andrei
It is cool!! I will buy a pirate bandage in my eye!!!))

Nathanael
Buy a license, not stupid

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №17989
 09.07.2009
XXX: How do I know my password?
Ask for a soap.
zzz: Check yourself when entering your password)

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №17988
 09.07.2009
Real comments from the 1C software code of a very serious company:

We will do the paperwork. Hands, legs and tail.
//if cha - the firefighters are looking for, the police are looking for, where the scurvy to get rid of shit, according to the ORE code
The Blade Contractor :)
Do we paint papers?
Hutham
The Lappiness
and blue!
The nuclear root.! to
cleaning of rows
Fuck them two.
They took our towns.
We remove old documents.
Setting the columns
Hey there... see. below
The date? Number of payments, mother of their legs
What a fucking banker! What dull pitfalls are there sitting on the programming of the unloading!! to
How to get 90% of payment information from the payment destination line!! to
And the matrix fails again, and we do the shit again.
The Megapixels!!!! The year!! Sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss!!! to
Bank of RTS and ATS is the most mercenary shit in the world!
// initialize the type of LinePayment, so that there is no licking (the sign of modifications arises.) At the first opening
The Cossacks!! to


[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №17987
 09.07.2009
Surfing on the inuit just stumbled on a link in Google - help pick a name for the cat. I thought it was a women’s site of some sort, well, or an ordinary forum. It was a bodybuilder forum. It was very pleasant that a crowd of harsh men, pumping their muscles for days, picked up very tender names for a kitten, which was recently introduced by one of them. I never thought they were capable of that. Now - I take off my hat in front of these men, because they stayed in the shower the same.)))

[ + 27 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №17986
 09.07.2009
If the device from which you access the Internet, modem or network card, put in the microwave, then the speed of the Internet will double! Truth is truth!

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №17985
 09.07.2009
Women's forum discusses pepper tincture for hair growth

*** by
In her early youth, she was engaged in the restoration of the degenerated grape (after chemistry), so she carved there in the spirits of chamomile saffron and what she was still... put as a monument to the battery... and by the time she took out... a direct honey-drawn liqueur.
I drank...

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №17984
 09.07.2009
The sister worked in the staff department of one office, the rules were strict - who is late, the year does not give the prize.
Only one was forgiven. Sisadmin was late, writing an explanatory "Sleep at the wall. has transitioned. It lasted 15 minutes."

[ + 52 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №17983
 09.07.2009
The Internet God exists.
The third day (without stops) hit StreetFighter 4 from Rapida. If you suspend or turn off the computer, it will not work. If the connection breaks down, the same thing.
There was one hundred percent left, I sadly (but hopefully) looked into the screen of the Opera downloads. Under the table, I whispered my legs, turned UPS, and so on. And suddenly... I didn’t hold the interruptor, he turned to the side, grabbed the wire from the modem, the modem falls, the cable flies out... I raise my eyes and see literally a second before the fall appeared the inscription “the boot is complete.”
That’s how they become believers.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №17982
 09.07.2009
Conversation in the kitchen:
Mother :
I need a green...I don’t remember what it is called. In the letter "K", but not basil.
My sister thought a little:
The Ukrup?

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №17981
 09.07.2009
1 – Rap is not just clear rhythms and a cool bit, it’s still a lifestyle!!! to
Sometimes rap is shit.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №17980
 09.07.2009
Male (17:29:34 26/02/2007)
The guy called.
Woman (17:29:45 26/02/2007)
The one I slept with a week ago.
The Amazon (17:29:59 26/02/2007)
I woke up ? ?

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №17979
 09.07.2009
Colleague admin is fired, and goes to a different area, as everything has got him. We give advice:
Don’t tell anyone that you’re admin. Or you in the department will immediately be asked to help with the compound!
You will start calling home with antivirus.
Better to pretend that you’re a full fool!
Call tech support more often. Ask Excel to help!
and exactly! And so that they do not bite you - take a short course of communication with the accountants!

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №17978
 09.07.2009
Morfei (19:28:50 7/07/2009)
Interesting facts

Since 1989, Microsoft has implemented a non-discrimination policy against gay, lesbian, bisexual and transgender persons. In 1993, a group of 12 members of GLEAM was formed to support them within the company. In 1999, the number of GLEAM members reached 250 employees. In 2003, Microsoft entered the Top 3 companies in the United States, the most gay-friendly. As of 2004, GLEAM had 700 employees.

Morfei (19:29:00 7/07/2009)
Now I understand why the wind is so hollow...

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