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[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №20163
 09.09.2009
xxx: remember, I told you about how some little one in the tax LA2 brought...
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY The entire tax shuttle the castle of the district administration!
Hell, there was a continuation!
I’m going to sit more comfortably ?
In general, the taxpayers took this castle. Bullets, they have doher departments there, and in the administration someone with a network. Well, the district insulted a little, but moved back a little further on the site. The taxpayers have taken this castle. by Pizzeria!! I haven’t seen any more offended rays!
Thus, they are the worshippers!! to
Fuck, and that’s not all! The district workers, in short, went to the electric office, agreed, and at the next siege foolishly called the electricists to cut off the clock on the floor!
Revenge, revenge, revenge, revenge, revenge, revenge, revenge and revenge

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №20162
 09.09.2009
From the discussion of the new rules of the great and powerful:

And I am for!! I believe that if it is convenient for a person to say the word and call coffee "it" and "it" then let him talk to himself, what to limit him!!! to
Eagle: Fursenko, you are? ?
MICHAEL777 is out of the forum!

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №20161
 09.09.2009
At work there was a crack.It is a crack at the xerox and can not turn on...The button ticks and nothing else! He is said to "Andrei, you press on-off, and then, on the button of the tick"...He...-"Aha... we stopped last year on electric trucks, and here immediately such a complex technique".

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №20160
 09.09.2009
Here you laugh, and we have a funeral office next to the house, and over it for years two signs hang: "Hello! We broke up!" and I understand that one letter is simply not visible in the fold.

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №20159
 09.09.2009
I work on Tele2.
No, I always knew that it's not in itself, but so? The head of the IT department wrapped the black pen of the kitchen knife with a yellow insulator, walks in all ticks with the words: "Beline is striking back".

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №20158
 09.09.2009
Dash
sweetly
Dash
I am sleepy.
Dash
I love you
Dash
Most in the world
Dash
sweet dreams
Dash
And fuck me when I write to you!! to
MolTren Smoke

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №20157
 09.09.2009
Sleeping tired spambots, sleeping trolls.
Disconnections and offlines are waiting for the guys.
During the day we were very tired.
Let’s tell everyone "I’m off" and "night",
Press the power.
by Bao Bao

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №20156
 09.09.2009
In fact, it is almost noon in Moscow, and nobody has yet written that today is the day of the tester, by the way)

On September 9, 1945, the first bug in history was officially registered. It was on this day that scientists from Harvard University, who tested the computing machine Mark II Aiken Relay Calculator, found a moth that was stuck between the contacts of the electromechanical relay. The extracted insect was glued into the diary, with the accompanying inscription: "First actual case of bug being found".

All involved with a celebration!


[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №20155
 09.09.2009
I am 14 years old, I am 4 years old, I am 4 years old, I am 4 years old, I am 4 years old, I am 4 years old, I am 4 years old, I am 4 years old! = = )

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This is whom to chew on coffee and his family

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №20154
 09.09.2009
xxx (10:34:30 9/09/2009)
Masha, I’m crying

xxx (10:34:38 9/09/2009)
Presentation is real.

xxx (10:34:49 9/09/2009)
Title of slide
"The market of SP products"

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №20153
 09.09.2009
Sp( taken)one from the forum on autotuning
Our task on the lamp to create a diffraction grid so that the xenon beam passing through it changed its frequency and wavelength. Thus, it is compressed and eventually shines brighter.
YYY: The guys! If you paint the whole lighthouse with silver, then the light will be even brighter, the current with the width of the stripes of the hope will not облажаццо. Then inside the lighthouse there will be a coherent standing wave forming (learn physics!) and already from the standing wave will be a single-mode radiation
Zzzz: Guards, you didn’t catch the chips. The hottest thing to paint is not silver, but egg yellow half with acetone! There is also ultraviolet!!! It burns even more light!! to
QQQ: Do not confuse the main polarity, otherwise the bulb will radiate darkness and cold.
Thanks, I laughed to tears!

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №20152
 09.09.2009
At the parental meeting showed his son's work on War and Peace. There is only one sentence in it: There are a lot of bookafs in kngie slugs, niasil!
Oh, I feel like he will be sitting long now without a comp.

[ + 90 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №20151
 09.09.2009
In response to
Strange view of homosexuals in my neighbors. No, indeed, it is very foolish. For some reason, they decided that if there is music in my apartment before four in the morning, people drink beer and cognac, girls whisper, some guests swallow in the entrance, and so happens every Friday, then I'm sure to be scared.

In fact, there is a pydoras... in the entrance,, the children are sleeping, and in the morning people go out on the street on the bluff of your guests. How to call you after that?

[ + 85 - ] Comment quote №20150
 09.09.2009
xxxxxxxxxxx:
I have a headache before having sex with a woman.
WOW :
What do you do with a woman before sex?
xxxxxxxxxxx:
How what? I swallow.

[ + 62 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №20149
 09.09.2009
The real question on the answer site:
I soaked a black leather jacket in a whitener. I know it’s stupid, but what should I do now?

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №20148
 09.09.2009
I went to my family and saw a beautiful cat. I wondered how
They called me, and I heard a strange name – “Lyžik”
and??? An athlete is?
Laughing, they told the story of this name: They took a cat and on the advice of a logopedist
It was called “Rizky”. Well, the daughter does not pronounce the letter "R" and it's all here. of course,
Over time, the child has mastered the difficult letter, but the cat is so accustomed to
The name “Lyžik”, which has not responded to the correct name. and :-)

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №20147
 09.09.2009
Sasha: Yesterday, my mom goes in with her suitcases, passes into her room, and in the door she is overtaken by a cat, jumps onto the bed still in the air taking a seated position.
Tagged: ahaha
Sasha: A month of patience

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №20146
 09.09.2009
This is from the subordinate:

Oh, how I pumped today!!How my mouth hurts!!! to
Oh, Anatoly Viktorovich, it’s not you!! to

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №20145
 09.09.2009
xxx: We have been tired at the universe at the matan school that everyone is written off at the exam. Two courses suffered with us, and on the third allowed for preparation to use anything. Typically, during a personal conversation it will be clear whether the student knows the topic or not.
xxx: Day X Hour Ch. Everyone is divided in pieces, and Kolyujya, as before, sits with a textbook almost under the piece and cramps on a leaf of mint. Prepod approaches and says, “I have permitted the use of literature, put it on the table and write calmly!” And our uniform red answers: “I feel so comfortable, Denis Sergeich. It’s a habit, you know!"))

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №20144
 09.09.2009
France’s President Nicolas Sarkozy has ordered to pick out low-level workers for his visit to the plant in Normandy, so that in television reports they don’t look low in the background. This was by RIA Novosti in interviews with French and Belgian media representatives of the trade union and the workers themselves.
XXX: Do we do that?
Yyy: Our rumors ordered to select a low-rise president

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