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 03.07.2014
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I bought in the online store two hamsters of 16 kilograms each. Delivery to home. I am not going to bring it out of the store. >_<

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And I did the right thing) I bought hoodies in a blue sports store - there they just weigh 15,500... I thought - a bit - a couple of quarters to get. Well, 4 approaches to the biceps are one thing - and to drag your hands 2 gloves for 20-30 minutes - it's quite another) I'm already standing, angry, sweaty, I think - here's the first workout. And by the girl drunk passes, and one for me "Oh, can I have one? So that the wind does not blow me up, and it will take me away"x)
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