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 03.07.2014
Lost in an anomaly:

Boys... Stalkeroids... A mission "Slavyansk" or "Road to Kramatorsk"... where can you spit?

I will tell. Turn off the computer, collect a backpack, not more than 50 kg. You may not take anti-gases, but take anti-gases, for the case. Well, then on the Azimut - and until the nearest border crossing to you. There will be no Siddhartha. But it will probably be Red Schuhart, he will hold.
True, the Zone that Old Red will take will not be the same as where you wanted to be. This is a nightmare game without chips. You can’t drink a pill here and wait for the release outside. In order to go through the meat cutter, you will have to sacrifice your life. And since she is with you alone, mom and dad will need to pump a new persian from scratch. So if you’re not ready to say "Happiness! For all of you! Free!", and give your life – it is better to sit at home.
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