Commander of the Army: Comrade of the Army and Comrade of the Army. Buying a house:
1) in the middle of the house, closer to the lower floors (you will never pour water out of the roof in the spring and autumn, and in the winter, hot water in the pipes will be heated not in half an hour after switching on, but almost immediately. And the pressure in the evening, when everything is washed, will not be 1 ml per second, but normal. And when the elevator crashes you won't die with a potato ball to go to the 8th floor.
2) on the dark side (you will never get the sun in your eyes and the heat in the spring, when the batteries are still heating, and on the street already under 20 in the sun)
3) windows inside the courtyard (no crazy boxes under the windows with fucking Maxims all day at full volume, no fucking trucks at 3 p.m. at full power, etc.)
St. John’s Army: Never. never ever. Do not buy an apartment in the house where there is a shop/restaurant/café/bread-cutting machine/casino/some-or-other-brain-cutting room.
Z is. I am sick =(