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 08.07.2014
Print and let read each new girl or guy, at a certain stage of the relationship:

I have a few small requests for you. I cannot
I wanted to say it clearly and clearly, so I decided.
to write.

This is about the toilet.

1st The most important. When I go to the toilet, create around me.
a little noise (TV, music, vacuum cleaner, whatever, but not
or move to another non-accompanied room. I am
I feel a little stressed by your presence. and I would
I did not want this.

2nd Don’t talk to me through the door at this time.
I feel uncomfortable. Even if the phone is ringing. Only if
This is super urgent and needs to be resolved urgently.

Three Wait 5-10 minutes before going to the toilet.

Don’t ask why, you have to.

Following these requests, I will be able to stay in my comfort zone and
I will be less stressed, and therefore more kind and sweet.
by you))

well is?
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