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 08.07.2014
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U.S. flights will be banned from carrying uncharged phones

According to NBC News, new security measures have been taken to prevent a terrorist attack planned by al-Qaeda. Officials arely concerned that a laptop, smartphone or tablet could be used as a bomb to blow up an aircraft.

Goodkat, 7 July 2014 at 19:23#
Why these half measures? It has long been time to require airlines to transport passengers only completely naked, hand-and-legged and under complete anesthesia. For safety, three federal Marshals with a machine gun will be placed in each aircraft.
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