From the Habbri:
The Meklon:
I remembered how we did EEG on physiology. The student sits, sleeping quietly in a hat with electrodes. EEG writes slow waves. Suddenly, my very nice classmate decides to add diversity to this rather boring process and demonstrates to the subjects a very soul-looking breast. The student hangs off his jaw, the EEG writes a hellish pylorama. The teacher can not understand why the laboratory work failed for a long time.