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 16.07.2014
xxx (turing agent): The other girl’s photo was removed in the visa center, as such a photo already exists on the visa a year ago. At the request to send a new one, the maiden said - well, come up with something. In Photoshop, they changed clothes, haircut - a photo was accepted, a visa was given, so the girl arranged a scandal - she did not like the style of the coffe.

YYY: I knew such an inadequate, my classmate, in the early 1980s. He was never photographed in principle. He had a friend working in a photography studio who supplied him with unwanted photographs. So in the passport he had a photo of one person, in the student ticket - another, in the Komsomol ticket - a third. It existed in a totalitarian Soviet state. I even had time to work at a nuclear power plant before studying.
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