An employee approached me, asking me to write a note on the provision of the Internet, I decided to get astonished and wrote her this:
"Official report

Dear Peter Semenovich, there are so many important events happening in the world every day and I, as a person with a broad perspective, need to be aware of everything that is happening. Most of the employees of our bank, coming to work, first get acquainted with the news and discuss what happened in the morning after drinking tea, but I, due to the lack of Internet access on my computer, can not support the conversation of colleagues, in connection with this all the rest of the working day, I feel depleted, which of course affects my working capacity.
I ask you not to neglect my suffering and to satisfy my request (it is in the interests of the bank in the first place) and to provide me with access to the Internet as soon as possible.

Forever your Ivanova Anna!

P.S Many of our employees use the free internet provided to them not for official purposes at all, but about this in more detail in the following service note..."

Who knew what, her trust in me was so great that she didn’t even start reading, and carried out immediately on the signature... the second week no longer speaks to me...