A beautiful rescue

Not my, but almost a legend. He conducted a comrade who served as an opera for no less than 20 years in a not the most prosperous area.
So, there were: the middle of the 90s, the night, the challenge to murder a man in his apartment and a couple of operas-Only What Is Pecky. They examined, interviewed sleepy neighbors, raised a bucho, in general, all according to the program, and decided that the mistress of the corpse was clearly involved in the case. The address was known. They went.
It turned out that the girl lives with a aunt who is native, and in the rest it is unclear: whether it is stinking, whether it smells, or whether it is just a fool from nature.
The ringing on the closed door.
The creature with the horn of Gorlum and the clothes of the mummy. It tries to either curse or simply send by a three-dimensional vector. Opera - Lecha (the little degraded elephant) and Gosha (the gnome in nature) inject a half-dirty hobbit into the apartment and begin to pursue the location of the niece. Aunt ticks one hand into the door, say, there, the other - sweeps them under the nose a bottle almost with acetone.
I prefer the door.
are entering.
They are shaking!!! to
In a tiny room on the bed is sleeping a girl, which they, apparently, in the most erotic dreams and dare not think. What is characteristic is that she sleeps without a blanket, but only in a few shorts. She embraces her pillow, her hair is placed in a dream... The nightmare so beautifully illuminates them. He smiles at something there.
Lecha shut down at the door, trying to shame the natural instincts, yet for 2 weeks only married. Gosha, since he was not yet married, stupidly smiled and moved to capture. He was attracted by Sissy. This is white, that is round.
He didn’t want anything like that...
Just wake up.
But he squeezed delicately precisely on the syski.

The next 20 minutes of the opera were not remembered.
When they woke up, the ambulances were all around. The awakening Lecha saw his partner put a strange hood on his neck and wipe out the flowing blood from his mouth. I realized I woke up early. He tried to disconnect, but he was returned – with clamps with peroxide in his nose. The last thing he remembered before all the events was the head of Gosha flying into his face.
Less than luck. A simple fracture of the nose and a shock of the brain. Gosha had a complicated fracture of the lower jaw and also a shock – he hit Leshin’s nose and forehead. The girl (already dressed) the doctors made a bandage on the broken heels.

It all ended safely. She was an MS in synchronous swimming. He is not involved in murder at all. The opera acknowledged its mistake and apologized. The girl also didn’t make any complaints – she just said – it was scary. He saw an unknown rod above him, and so he struck. And what was enough for the two at once... So I didn’t have time to see the second...

15 years have passed.
Gosha still wakes his wife by a phone call from the neighboring room.