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 02.08.2014
You are so nervous. The cheese was cut.
pieces of 300 grams. You want 100 grams.
in this store do not cut - go to another, good
They are now in every corner. Lean to go? The cheese
It is well stored and you can eat it in a week.
For you, such a unique, the store will not change.
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Again in the store. The overwhelmed seller turns to the next buyer and sees that it is a liliput.
Q: Well then? What to you?
L: Nine grams of cheese, please
Q: Do you not eat?? to
L with dignity: Hamit. Please cut it.

From an anecdote
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