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 08.08.2014
Pilot: A friend of mine witnessed that late in the evening a drunk police officer pulled a girl in opposition by the hand, loudly declaring that he wanted to commit coitus with her immediately. My friend tried to verbally siege the naked ham, but he was relentless and in a rough form asked a friend not to interfere, threatening to use weapons. Then he dropped the resistant girl on the lawn and used her hands under the dress. My friend took a thick rod to which the plant was tied, and with all his strength struck the law enforcement guard on his head, thus putting him in the shutdown. Surprisingly, the girl was not delighted with such a turn of affairs, but began to argue heavily and climb with her fists to her savior. It turned out to be her husband’s mind! And she goes every night to meet him from duty so he doesn’t get drunk. He was a little late and was able to dress up. Since then, the comrade has given a pledge not to advocate for the girls.
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