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 09.08.2014
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Clothing for the engineer is not too important: it is enough that it meets the basic requirements for the preservation of heat and to observe decency. If no parts of the body freeze or sweat too much, and the genitals and breast glands do not talk at the general view, then the clothes perform the tasks for which people dress. Snoring about clothes beyond this is a waste of time and effort.
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In Chita lived an engineer who once tried to fix something in a working mechanism. Usually he wore a working coat with flanked manches, but this time he was in some kind of home chlamydia — well, it was very hot at the shop!
I lived 12 years without a hand.
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You talk about different engineers. Some hang the wattman on the culman and build drawings, others work in production, where in addition to the requirements for the general appearance of clothes there are also safety requirements to hide the hair under the headdress to avoid the above.
With respect, Ordinary Dick Blind.
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