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 14.08.2014
XXX: Fuck, with these news about the fighting...
Today I dream that I am walking in the forest, and here the enemy is running against me. Toli with a rifle, Toli with a machine gun, but the main thing is that there is a stick wrapped. His bullets seem to have ended. And I have nothing at all. I look around – neither stone nor rod. The enemy is near! Well, I think I should try to turn away from the stick and take it off my legs! In general, he runs, I turn from the stick and beat him in the neck with an open palm in front of him so that he falls! Then you understood, yeah?
Sorry, I didn’t want to hit you!
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