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 14.08.2014
Lucrecia: Yeah, what do you and I know about revenge, Gaze?
Lucrecia: Here is my sister, yes, she knows something.
Lucrecia: She broke up with a guy, very, very badly broke up
Lucrecia: he left her and completely ignored about two months, that is, first she pretended herself that something happened to him, then suffered from suspicions, then she was finally told that he is now friends with another, in general, goat, I shield
Lucrecia: Well, she didn't have enough, she updated her closet, lost fifteen kilos and started shaving her legs.
Lucrecia: she also graduated from aviation and arranged to work in the same defense CB where he worked, because there was a postponement from the call.
Lucrecia: and here is literally that year's breakdown, finally
Lucrecia: She was promoted and she became the immediate boss of her ex
Lucrecia: Oh yes, she told me that the first thing she called him to herself and said that since he once dreamed so much about anal sex, now he will have them.
Lucrecia: whenever he will delay the workflow
Lucrecia: and you say, put the fish under the battery...
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