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 21.08.2014
We all once studied in school. The event took place in the 10th class of the Physical and Mathematical Lyceum. Before the drawing, of course, none of the students had anything to do. The teacher was very strict on this subject. At the end of the year, people who did not give up work were harshly upset.
Once she asked something to draw there, well, our, of course, forgot and remembered only for the lesson before the drawing. It is too late to move. But here the most stubborn walker had a rescue idea. He asked me for a job (and I always had everything done, I studied well), ran to the computer science office and ransomed it. According to his example, my drawing man 15 decimated...
The lesson begins, 16 guilds sit with the feeling when you barely managed to run to the toilet. The teacher enters:
Hi to you! I hope you have drawn up? Now take the slugs, and I will show you what needs to be wiped out.
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