We were sitting as a group at a seminar, and the teacher told us about the structure of our planet. I don’t really know why, but I had a chemistry workshop. Well, he talks about the Earth’s crust, the nucleus, and so on. Here he pronounces the word "plasma". Immediately one girl, our local attraction, insanely stupid, but beautiful :-), begins to pull her hand.
Prepod: " Do you want to ask something?"
Girl: " yes yes! I know what plasma is!! I have a plasma TV at home, is it made from plasma?and "
Prepod, after a minute of silence and restlessness: "Yes, out of her. The seminar is over, I need to leave, rethink my life."
We only heard then a crazy whisper, moving away in the corridor....)))))