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 27.08.2014
A man calls a British cat and asks:
Have you had cats, have you any experience?
Yes, there were Scots, cats.
Is there no one now?
No, one...
Is it castrated?
A minute of silence and such shame.
– No...
I say :
- Well, I have a cat sterilized, you do not count on her in this regard.
Again a long silence, after which it turns out that in the phrase "Yes No, one "man meant himself.

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