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The Moscow Metro. Train on the ring. A black man sits in the car, drinks dark beer and periodically falls asleep. He begins to slip, break, be baptized, brew the beer, and starts to fall asleep again. So in a circle

Very standardized.
Someday I go home from work. I see a neighbor-alkas, now dead, sitting with a completely meaningless face on the courts under the fire box. Approximately once every one and a half minutes he got up, knocked on the box and slipped on the wall to his original position. After observing several cycles, I go home - everything goes smoothly, like in the ballet, he does not experience torture, and as if he is busy with something. What else?