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 31.08.2014
This story took place in the glorious city of Kiev on June 9, 1999 (i.e. There is such a TV company STB in Ukraine. The glorious company, like everyone else, loves to spin tearful series. An old woman enters the advertising department of the television company. From the 70s to the 75s, old, but well-maintained. Asks:"where you can order advertising here".The agency's team understands the matter in shock, a light laugh is spread on the tables. They try to understand the grandmother that this is a serious matter, not just so. The grandmother does not care. In the end, it turned out that she wanted to place an advertisement in the running line, at the beginning of her favorite series. Since earlier this was proactivated, for heart-hearted serialists before their favorite film in the running line, they offer any different things, then the old lady was given a good. Everyone who was in the office, hearing that there would be 3 words in the text, was not a joke. But the text of the ordered announcement dropped everyone. The grandmother ordered:"PREPARATE FOR THE SECOND NURENBERG".The office lay... Before leaving the grandmother approached one of the responsible persons in full seriousness and asked: "And in addition to the series, what other promising programs are on your channel?".
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