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 03.09.2014
Max is a professional shepherd of high-mountain flocks of sheep. It is uncomfortable to say that he is just a dog. He is one of those of whom it is said that there is no village without a righteous man. It is enough to see him in one eye to understand that we are equal, if you yourself are worthy.

But the dog, as you know, is a dog... A heart-hearted special forcesman, himself retired, took the old man to his homeland - in a quiet suburb of Moscow. And he found a job – caring for children. The task is generally the same - let them do whatever they want and wherever they want, only not to get upset and lost. So that nothing evil comes from the outside. One day stuck. Very skilled was handed over to the police.

Every old woman has a disorder. While accompanying this childhood fig in a long journey, Max finally saw the real STADO. Two hundred horns. I looked at the horizon with a far-sighted eye, and saw a fresh grass on its edge. With a terrible laughter, angry attacks quickly built a flock. He pushed him to a bright future. Behind, complaining of the mother, the shepherd long cried.
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