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 06.09.2014
The Loving:

A: If anyone has seen the movie "What Men Say", remember, there was a moment when one of the characters can't decide who he needs more: a wife or a mistress. And he compares the text messages coming from them... He faced the same trouble.
From the wife: 1) Buy bread. 2) Bring a compot. Have you already borrowed when you come? 4) Make a mouse. Keep an eye on the tea itself!!! to
From my mistress: 1) Good morning, my good friend. I miss it. You are my favourite, I wait. I bought a beautiful dress. If you want, come and take it away from me. I love you, my good man!!! to
How to live after that?

Change them in places, make sure that except for extremely minor nuances, there is no difference and calm down.
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