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 06.09.2014
Russian meat mowers are not different in ergonomics and beauty, but they grind everything!

Wow: I don’t know such words as ergonomics)))..but I’ve seen in the case such meat-cutters – EVER!!!...

Ergonomics is when if you suddenly get bored and want grace and understanding even from a soulless machine and in the impulse of inexplicable tenderness try to carry your hand on her side, then the French will delight you with a cool sliding barrel, and about the Russian fool you just scratch.

Wow: Ahahah.. if honestly, then when I get bored, etc., it is better not to rub on the meat machine)))) But when you cook and the French beauty is dumb and can do nothing, then....

Oh yeah, the meat machine here doesn’t roll when you get bored – I have a 2 meter Finnish beauty for that – a refrigerator!
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