And many think by giving samples (regardless of what water, blood, etc.) Results can be obtained in a few minutes. Especially when they show how the test tube is put into the laboratory centrifuge and in a couple of seconds the image with the chromatogram on the monitor screen. This excludes the creation of a bunch of papers and compliance with all the rules. Or put a hair under a microscope and immediately give out how many and what metals they found, and not a hint of the actual equipment with which such analysis can be made.
I wonder if they think we are so stupid.



You won't believe:) I work in a laboratory, periodically come such individuals, in addition to "technical" specialties and far from ordinary positions, and ask to find in this drop of water all the table of Mendeleev and all the organics up to the substances not described in the literature. Let it go straight in 10 minutes. The objections are said, but in "Next" they show, so it is possible.

P.S And in general, it’s crazy to look at DNA molecules in an optical microscope :)