The decree on the amputation of the middle finger of the right hand of every 18-year-old Russian in order to intimidate the enemy at first caused stupor even among unconditional patriots. For almost two days they were silent, as if they had swallowed that finger, and intensely processed information. By the evening of the second day it was over.
I admit honestly: this finger has always caused me an unpleasant feeling. I remember 27 years ago in the garden he was severely injured by opening a bottle of beer. And what do you think? No healing, half a year. I thought then, 27 years ago, "But it would be better not to have this finger at all".
And I don’t need that finger at all. Do you think I can’t do without him? What am I, shit, what am I? Of course I will do it! Ten or nine, what’s the difference? He is not suitable for anything anyway. Even in the nose you do not cover them, the caliber does not fit, and I tried every one. Go to"
I was first worried that it would be uncomfortable to scratch a puziko cat, but no, it’s okay. On the contrary, it is picky. I like the cat!"
With profound satisfaction, I have taken the decision to eliminate an ideologically alien element to us by which unstable citizens tend to show facts to all the good and bright changes taking place in our lives. Now it is simple. No Finger – No Faq"