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 20.09.2014
If you want to produce furor, then the wedding is not suitable - they do not justify such expectations. I got married at work. brought a cake. Everyone ate, greeted and gave gifts. Judging by her appearance, she expected more excitement from us. At the same time, we began to stress not to be late. I had been on time for a week, and then I had an emergency: on the way to work, some dough struck me, pulled into the bushes. She ran back, broke into work in torn and dirty clothes, all in blood, bleeding and angry. The police said "What is it? I am late?!", called the menta, they came in 10 minutes in several cars, put everyone on their ears, took me and left. Doug was caught 15 minutes after my call. I was murdered for 2 days with identifications, full-time rates and medical examinations. Six months of investigation and trials (there were many episodes on the day, I was the last). The next day after the emergency, half of the employees with fear did not go to work - they did not know that he was caught, and I was not. Then everyone came to see me. Local media broadcasted about this throughout the district, showing the arrested dog on local TV. I am still reminded of this story: "Are you going there?"Yes, that is where I am going. Everyone forgot about the wedding, and the newly worn wife looked at me as if I had deprived her of her legitimate fame. No one cares about your weddings.
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