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 24.09.2014
The Mockup:
The guard said to me this morning:
Tell me, what level are the tanks?
I do not play.
Okay okay?
and seriously.
Does the car not pull anymore?
Humorist

M is :
I am ? ?
Are you so poor that you don’t have a computer to play?
Or is it more here?and narcotics

The Mockup:
Yes Yes
I don’t play tanks because the computer is shit.

M is :
I don’t see any other reason why he doesn’t play that shit ?

The Mockingbird :)
Wildly popular
All young people play.
He thinks I may be 20 years old.
I already have grey hair.

M is :
Those young people say you’re in a domino.

The Mockup:
Fuck the fish.
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