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 26.09.2014
A few days ago, I bought myself a iotaphonam to replace an old nail. I come to work and boast about the acquisition... and here a woman named Nastya gets her apple phone and begins to squeeze my master Yotu!
I tell her that the iotaphone is cooler than your apple and it doesn’t break at all! Taking the box from the phone, I throw it in the wall. I approach the box, unnoticedly putting the phone there. I approached Aidan and showed me a full phone. This charm unable to argue throws its fifth Ess into the wall with such force that the screen died immediately.
It was the first time I liked women’s crying.)
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