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 28.09.2014
My ve;brb trolled me with a hammer
If you remember, I have vision -10, I walk without glasses, I see the world blurred, in order to recognize the unexpectedly appeared object, it is necessary to watch for a while.

My men planted hamsters in a ball (green), sent around the apartment to bump, and I was told nothing.

The hamster has a way of chasing human feet. As he sees his feet, he straddles them in his ball.

And here I break up my shopping bags, and under the table something is knocking, splashing, licking, and then from there a green shit of the size of a shelf rolls on me.
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