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 30.09.2014
1) How many inhabitants in Paris? 2 with a small lemon. And in Moscow, officially 12, actually approaching 20.
2) The closest to Moscow fields, where the s/h really functions - right behind the MKAD: see the Lenin-named SCHP settlement. Their products (greens, for example) are in most major online stores.
It is good to make loud statements "we have everything bad they have everything good", but if you start to penetrate the question, at least superficially - everything may not be so unambiguous.

In this case everything is unambiguous. 20% of the population of the largest country who have traveled to the same city is a symptom of serious problems in the country.
The fact that there is little S/H next to this hoodie is normal. An unusual ants.
A similar distribution is typical for underdeveloped African countries: the jungle with bananas throughout the territory and the city-port, where ships from Europe go, and where there are real houses with varieties. Life in the city is like civilized. And the rest of the country gathers bananas, wears bananas, sells bananas to urban merchants, hates both merchants and bananas, and dreams of moving from their shell to the city. If you are lucky, you can hide in bananas and go to Europe.
For the people who came out of the branches yesterday will come down. And for those who consider themselves a great culture, the second superpower in the world and generally a lighthouse of goodness and happiness for all of Europe and its surroundings - it is not good.
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