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 02.10.2014
In one of the educational institutions of Simferopol there was a questionnaire in order to establish whether students already have passports, whether they have medical insurance, and whether they need help in their registration.
When issuing these questionnaires, the Crimean Tatars decided to penetrate. And to the question of what citizenship they have friendly answered - Ukraine.
Not a problem.
In Russia, democracy and you can be from Zimbabwe.
But there is a nuance: for citizens of Russia and Zimbabwe there are several different rules of training.
Therefore, the curator of the group said that he submitted these documents to the dean, and the question of free education for Ukrainian women will become very controversial, as well as the possibility of receiving a scholarship.
Hearing this, the girls suddenly changed their mind and said that they suddenly wanted to write that they are citizens of Russia.
And as they just recalled, they even have Russian passports. And since April.
Source: http://bash.im
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