In the store near our house often give a small delivery of rubles.
Nothing but I can’t chew them.
Today, buying cigarettes for 86 rubles, I stretch a hundred ruble note.
The cashier says:
No small things. Do you have 6 rubles?
I get out of my pocket 6 chewbacks, stretch her, she gives cigarettes and 20 rubles of delivery. She and I look seriously at each other, I turn and leave.