Ira: Damn, I looked at today's small textbook on English, so look at what dialogues children read, re-written literally:
and Hi! Its marry? Hi, is it Mary?
Mary is speaking. Mary is on the phone.
and Hello! Will you marry me, Mary? and Allo! Will you marry me, Mary?
Yes, of course, and who is speaking? Yes, of course, but who is talking?
It is George! This is George.
Oh George, I am happy! Oh George, I am happy!
Alex: *ROFL* schoolchildren are preparing for a tough future))