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 09.10.2014
To the topic about child psychologists/psychiaters with questions. Do not take it in your head. They have a set of questions to clarify the general development, and no one has yet been denied admission to the kindergarten, overwhelmed by the question, as the Madagascar man says.

My aunt worked in these commissions in Soviet times.
Mystery for children. Naturally, the mystery of winter and summer in one color is nowadays a question of pure erudition for the urban child. The answer is " practically everything". But the child does not know what the tree is meant and thinks. What is green at any time? I am glad, the soldier!
Development is normal. And erudition in ancient mysteries can also be worked in the garden.

Do you know Styles? and yes! About the mouse! declared to:
The mouse walks in the woods, gathers cloves, sings songs.
Suddenly, the cushion fell straight to the mouse in the forehead, the mouse was angry and on the ass of the mouse!

The doctor and the mother from surprise simultaneously repeat the mouse movement. Mom, to justify yourself, who taught you such a poem? and Dad! You are what, when? When I went to the store with my aunt...
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