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 10.10.2014
My mother gave me a smartphone, and the next day I bought it. In a couple of months I managed to drop it several times - across the screen a huge scratch, yet in the corner a spider. I come to visit her, boast of my curvature and the sturdiness of my smartphone. Mother rattles and shows her - the same scratches, only a little elsewhere. I’m 100% sure it’s not accepted.)
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