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 13.10.2014
Hey man!

The gender joke.
It all reflects a very silly joke:
A plane crash in the ocean. There are three men on one island: 20 years, 30 years, and 40 years. Women get to a neighboring, nearby island.
The 20-year-old cries: Brothers, swim to them faster!! to
30 years old calmly speaks: Where to hurry? Let’s relax and we’ll swim tomorrow.
The 40s of summer is still quieter: No, guys...they will see that we are not in a hurry and they will sail for lunch.

Here I am 41, and in life it is... at 20 I ran for girls, any cute girls, in the 30 sense to run was not, called on the phone, who is not busy... now they are tired of calling, hinting, inviting... divorced because of this last year.

Did you get the last line of the joke? There was another 50-year-old who said, “What are you talking about at all?” It looks so beautiful ". It is your case, isn’t it? and ;-)
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