Not too clever:
The foolish

Listen to me, smart man. The condom, unlike the pills, spirals and other things, also protects against HPV, is clear to you why it is needed? to both partners. No need for trust etc.
This is the same thing....
It fucking protects. And there are many things from which he is in principle unable to protect (everyone). More visibility creates and inspires unreasonable confidence (as you do) in supposed protection.
and...
Yes, fucking, that is, not 100%, as from pregnancy. Only tablets and spirals do not protect against STDs at all, such a trouble. And the ideal means of protection from everything, including skin diseases and ticks, is, as you know, tea. "Before or After, Doctor?" - "Instead!"