You have already busted.
Friendship is when one cares, wastes time, puts a bubble, and the other uses it stupidly. And the most important thing in the concept of friendship is that the object number 2 holds the object number one, as a spare option, or simply as a convenient toy, while regularly giving the object number one the hope that this is what will happen. And what you are writing here is described by one phrase, already sounding on this resource "Shovinist cretinism in virgins", and in the course of both sexes.