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 27.09.2008
Dialogue about animals.

I went to a dating site. Everything moved me, at the beginning, to

The tough questionnaires. And here’s just the questionnaire popping up – "I’m looking for interlocutors.

The exchange of experiences of sex with animals", wrote one girl. To be such

I missed the questionnaire....I write to her: "My neighbors have a very

A cute donkey. Do you want me to meet you?" Answer

The eagle. - "Then it will be easier for us to get to know", and all in that spirit.

I see her on the website, I write: "Today I slept with chicken". She is "no-ka,

and the" I - "Chicken-it was her name." In general, I got her a whole

A month later, I get a letter, I see that her profile has been deleted. She

It was "Uv. Mikhail writes fame teacher of Kaliningrad

University Department of Psychology, I posted this questionnaire to know,

How badly the world fell. I thought that by posting such a text I’t get any.

One message, but I was wrong. If you knew what I

letters with details and photos, all this will serve as material

for my scientific work, and had it not been for our correspondence with us, everything would have been

In black tones for me. Thank you for your sense of humor."

As you say, friendship correspondence.
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