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 27.09.2008
The preamble. Our gender is quite an adult person, but childhood is still playing in one place. His secretary, Lenochka, has a 3rd size and legs from ears, but, strangely, also a fairly high IQ. Once they argued who would build the tower above using only cocktail tubes. The tower should stand for a minute. Lenochka over two days confidently wins, the tower of Gendira is higher, but has never stood for a minute. Genders occasionally calls the cane to see how it does not fall.
The Ambulance. The reception director. A delegation of 5 men of the supposed partners is sitting, waiting for them to be accepted by the gender. Here, through a loud communication through the negotiator, a joyful voice will be heard: "Lenocha, run fast to me, I seem to be standing again!"and "
Four men from the delegation are instantly stunned. Red Lennochka quickly runs into the room of the gentrician. The lady from the delegation participatively notices that the gender we have is strict.
The curtain.
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