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 21.10.2014
The date. The guy tries to make a compliment:"I like you so much that you have no cosmetics! Beautiful from nature! The girls are...".
And I sit like this... a toner, a cutter, a towel, a milligram of mask, a pencil for eyebrows... a moisturizing, refreshing cream, scraps, masks, a tonic.
From nature, of course.
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