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 22.10.2014
I just walked away from the comp for 5 minutes, not even blocking it. I go back and see: our one-year-old son sits on the keyboard and knocks on it with his heel. A quick inspection of the scene of the incident clearly revealed two facts: First, the source code of my program has undergone significant changes, and it is not yet known whether it will be possible to restore everything as it was. And secondly, the son's diaper turns out to have gone through, and the keyboard is now in this shape... hm, it's easier to buy a new one than to clean this one.
At my restrained outcry, a worried woman ran out of the kitchen. I took the baby to wash in the bathroom, and the last thing I heard was her dark comment:
Another shit is growing.
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