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 22.10.2014
I run to the left of course (due to my wife's chronic headache), but I was not suspected, so we will consider that I am not running.
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In the supermarket, I sometimes catch chocolate, but the loss is already in the cost, so we will consider that it is not theft.

In the bus sometimes I do not pay for the trip, but it is so uncomfortable, so we will consider that I do not ride a rabbit.

I park my car at the playground, but we don’t have a parking in the yard for a year, so I just put the car in my place.
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