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 22.10.2014
There is no limit to perfection:
to this:
xxx: On the guillotines of Russian production in general in a clever way. To cut, you need to place your hand on the sides and press two buttons at the same time and then press the pedal with your foot. An accident is impossible.
What is the head for?
XXX: There the hands are strongly spread, the head does not fall. I have checked :)
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The Balbus! First the pedal, then the buttons, or even the package, and open it, and you will be blown up.
and if serious: the height of the package of paper 80 g / m2 in 500 sheets (standard for cutting) is less than the head, so that the head under the press does not enter))))
Although if you are about the gillotine on metal... then hz)
The rs. The Lemmings ?
= is
A real case, though old - at the end of the USSR. At the cartographic factory (I do not remember exactly our guillotine was or was still German for repairs, but the standard cuts a stack of 25 cm height per meter approximately wide - the head enters precisely) an accident occurred - the worker cut off two fingers. You boil well, the commission - all checked - well it is impossible to get hurt - two buttons in the meltdown, press the semi-automatic (do not press not start), the descent - the pedal. He has long broken his head - "How?Then they called the wounded, and they said, “How?” But this is the way - shows the victim, one button on the swab, the other hand and sweeps the whole hand under the knife = cartilage!!!, and the second two fingers at the whole commission in the wash...
And you say "impossible"...

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