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 24.10.2014
Oh, an old quotation on the topic of the birth of the hollywood!

about sex
There is no sex after birth!! That is, it is only wanted by maniacs, for whom even a baby bottle with a nipple causes inappropriate associations. Normal mothers fall into bed in the evening, so exhausted that the thought of harassment even from the husband causes nerve seizures. Therefore, it is better to prepare the spouse for this sad discovery in advance, and even better - to drop on him a part of the trouble about the child, after which he will want to.(c) the
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