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 26.10.2014
I recently moved to Switzerland, living in an apartment with two Germans. I prepared something for me to eat. There was laziness, and I dumbly baked the potatoes in the microwave. Very surprised looking at my track, then there was about this dialogue:
What is it?
The card.
Did you heat it in the microwave?
No, I have prepared it.
How is it?
Put it in the microwave for 4-5 minutes and it is ready.
Are you cooking before that?
and no.
Do you not cook anymore?
and no.
- OO
He did not tell the poor German that in the microwave you can also cook pasta, and omelette to cook...
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