From Habr, cro:

My dog liked to scratch the bone into small pieces and bury them under my pillow, in tapes and put another piece in a plinth. So Lenovo went on with Page Up, Page Down, Home and End.

One of my acquaintances drank without drying every weekend, but became sober on Mondays. Then he started drinking every day. I stopped communicating with him the day I realized that I could not perceive the clarity of his mind. Just like the new functional keys of Lenovo laptops.

Chinese people, think about it.