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 30.09.2008
I ordered an advertisement from one company: a sign on a point of sale.
1.5 by 2 meters and the text on which the range is listed.
In the middle where it was: "... corners, tubes, dams..."

I pulled them a disc with a layout, everything was okay, paid, told to come in a week.

I came and picked it up, as if it was okay. Almost hanged on the spot, I read, I think shoe for us:

"... corners, pipes, pipes..."

I came here to find out, I say what? What is your mother’s cake?

There are two smokers sitting there, one smoking, one is so lengthy, and the other says so calmly:

- I told you the shit goes, and you are a commercial move, a commercial move...
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